Everything bas - EVERYTHING IS ON THIS BAS!!!!!! [ updated!!! ]

This .bas file has everything. I MEAN EVERYTHING!!! Out of the deep dark secrets of my mind, this .bas file contains: Startup maneveurs, shutdown/restart/force/reboot etc. functions, helpful guidelines, sound play, computer-pranks, and way way way way way way more!!! File Move/Copy etc. Commands, Easy way to make your form stay on top of other windows, how to take your program out of the ctrl + alt + delete list, and a lot more that I can't explain in an article like this [it would take too long!!!]